what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
