love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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