Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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