Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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