If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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