i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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