sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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