Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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