I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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