Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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