Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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