I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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