pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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