no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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