once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
birth control should be required to get into college
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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