i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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