I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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