you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
That accounts for only three of the penises
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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