we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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