she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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