Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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