They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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