im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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