I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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