We should be called the Road Head Warriors
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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