we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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