Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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