Walk of Shame. In a state park.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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