They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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