it wasn't lemon gatorade
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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