don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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