Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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