I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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