Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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