One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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