i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
false alarm, still single
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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