Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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