are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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