I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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