you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
