so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
it's like heaven, but drunker
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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