I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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