I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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