my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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