I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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