this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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