just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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