Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Floor bacon is actually really good
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