i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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