Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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