Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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