Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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