so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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