And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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