we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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